"!Real Computers"

In many computer programming languages, the character "!" implies "not", as in, the opposite of true. therefore, "!real computers" means exactly those little cutesy toys that can only be used by one person at a time which we mentioned previously.

In Usenet circles it also is pronounced as the word "bang", and thus the above phrase would decode into "bang real computers", a statement with vague and perverted sexual connotations that we won't go into here.

Now, if you were a real hacker, you would have known all of the above already.